My job as a sysadmin is to keep servers running and log their status and errors.

When a large team has many jobs:

-Yes, I want central logging

-I probably did buy nginx (you're telling me this was already available, but closed source? How rude.)

-No, managing distro patches and writing a web server are not my jobs

-No, I'd prefer avoiding hackish file redirects in lieu of real features, but I'll do what I have to.