Just a little Rural Wireless/Fiber+Metro Datacenter/whatever provider in Southeastern Wisconsin. I try to keep my personal opinion at least one step removed from their name just in case :-) My email is in my profile. If you need a connection in that geographic area hit me up and I'll see what we can do.
Knowing that you consider tampering with nonmalicious subscriber traffic to be crossing a line is something I would pay a premium for.