You will be getting a letter from our lawyers shortly. Our stealth startup has been quietly developing a product for the personal productivity blog post space for the last 2 years. Some of the guys who invested in Facebook invested in us at a $999,999 valuation. We've yet to make a profit, but I'm sure we will one day! Did I mention it's also a responsive desktop/mobile hybrid app built using Meteor, Haskell and the Go programming language?

You are out of luck. Now if you'll excuse me I've got some Ruby on Rails code to write and a blog post hating on PHP and applauding Node.JS and NoSQL.