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RING THEIR BELLS

(aka "The Munchkin's Theme" ) (to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Slashing through the Orcs

With a good two-handed blade

Over corpses we go

And through the gore we wade

Mace on helmet rings

Making bodies fly

What fun to sing our Slaying Song

And watch these suckers DIE!

https://hack.org/~mc/writings/hackerdom/ring-their-bells.tex...





I think I found, and memorized, that about 25 years ago. There was a list of other songs in the file too.

Yes, I distinctly remember the lyrics in one with a line "Jack Frost ripping of your nose" but the quick Google just gave me Misheard lyrics....

There was one "Walking through the graveyard at midnight" ("stitching up some zombies" ?) or something, with a necromancer collecting zombie parts. To the tune of "walking in a winter wonderland".

Not what I was looking for, but I found these: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJtJNNXaEYrrZP99qBx-k...

From this guy's page: https://www.paperspencils.com/category/my-projects/dd-christ...

Ah! I think I found the ones that I was thinking of:

https://archive.org/stream/netbookofbardsongs/BardSongsNetBo...

Nothing about Jack Frost or "ripping", unfortunately.




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