Oh you hadn’t heard? Tesla, the manufacturer of mid sedans, an objectively bad truck, and zero FSD deliverables is going to populate Mars with robots

https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-spacex-starship-mars-opti...

Whether or not this happens before they finally deliver the promised roadster or have a car that can navigate a city street is anyone’s guess!

Musk said it was expected to happen in 2026 so buy that stock today!

Bahaha. The idea of SpaceX landing robots on Mars next year is wild. 2036 maybe.

About the same as FSD to Tesla.

The cybertruck has a stainless steel exoskeleton design that looks airtight and tolerant to conditions on mars.

There’s just one minor problem: it is made of taped-on stainless steel laminate panels that keep falling off…