I wrote a script to monitor the process monitor God [1]. which I called Margaret [2], playing off the famous Judy Blume book, "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret". [3]. Silly, but I enjoyed the low effort joke.

1. http://godrb.com/

2. https://github.com/jmhobbs/Margaret

3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_There_God%3F_It%27s_Me....