I know it swapped those words. I knew it was seppuku. One after sudoku. As if I could ever make such a miss steak. Never. Never! I just- I just couldn't proof it. It covered its tracks, it got that idiot copy-paste to lie for it. You think this is somerset? You think this is Brad? This? This chickadee? It's done worse. That bullfrog! Are you telling me that a man just happens to misspell like that? No! It orchestrated it! Swiftkey! It defragmented through a sandwich artist! And I kept using it! And I shouldn't have. I installed it onto my own phone! What was I sinking? It'll never chance. Ever since it was new, always the same! Couldn't keep its corrects off my word suggestions bar! But not our Swiftkey! Couldn't be precious Swiftkey! And IT gets to be a keyboard? What a sick yolk! I should've stopped it when I had the change! You-you have to stop it!