> git-erase-working-treeshould be used when you want to cautiously erase the current working tree of an upstream root and the config, and want to quiltimport to a active GUI.

sounds useful!

Omg, > git-molest-headincorrectly molests upstream heads using remote indices, while performing suitable hooks to tabulate the given heads.

This is a bit too edgy.

It took me too long to realize this wasn’t real. Git does have some awkward commands I’m not even surprised anymore.

my favs commands are

git-tease-chain

git-scrub-dangling-object

git-seize-mailmap

git-dress-graft

git-strangle-tree

git-satisfy-daemon

git-pat-tree-object

Doesn't really sound that convincing. Needs moar LLM sauce to make it bullshit better.

It’s funny because it’s true.