I can’t recall the name but someone will surely reply with what you’re looking for - it does exist but obviously would never show up in search results.

Nothing irritates me more than having to skim a 600 word essay on how this is the perfect meal to make on Wednesdays when Timmy has soccer practice but Sarah needs to be at piano shortly after, and how your Uncle who doesn’t like spices said it was the best meal he’s ever had a potluck where a storm knocked out the power and dishes couldn’t be heated in the oven.