Or, you know, just install the fscking app on a Linux VM using the app's native installation method, and be done with it? Oh no, we can't have that, must be using k8s, downloading the Internet, and using a zoo of incidental tools and "registries" to download your base images over http (which are STILL either Debian- or RedHat-based, which is the entire reason of the distro abstraction circus to begin with) is SO MUCH EASIER lol.