And the enterprise equivalent: Amazon Orbital Bombardment (with MongoDB compatibility)

I wonder how many people will accidently nuke themselves with that, because they forget to set up their geofencing or whatever before activating it.

You'll read it on HN first!

But it's okay, because of their multiple-tenancy practices, they only nuked the US offices, and a remote engineer noticed that the CI servers were down. He then drove halfway through the country to crawl through radioactive waste, just so he could plug back in the ethernet cable.

Sounds like great material for a "Doing XY: What we've learned"-corporate blog post! Looking forward to that!

I'm inclined to wait for the fly.io guys to weaponize their platform; the blog posts they produce are just so much higher quality.

> with MongoDB compatibility

Does that mean no encryption and no authentication by default?

They're working on it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXh3EfX_CqA

then the iSwitch