If I get stoned, I’m just carrying on an old family tradition.

Ancapistani · on July 1, 2022

I’ll raise you his son’s words:

    Because I'm drinkin', druggin': I'm havin' lots of fun
    I always carry round my loaded shotgun
    If I think I'm gonna have a bad time
    I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine

Or better yet:

    Well, there's blood on the carpet an' holes in the walls 
    Well, it must've been them pills I took 
    Yeah, the mirrors are all busted an' someone's cryin' 
    It must've been them pills I took