Being anti-gay-marriage in the 1980s would make you wrong, but it wouldn't make you a Republican. Don't-ask-don't-tell and DOMA were both implemented by Bill Clinton, after all.
On the other hand, inventing the term "Republican Party Reptile" probably makes you a Republican. Because, like, you know.
On the other hand, inventing the term "Republican Party Reptile" probably makes you a Republican. Because, like, you know.