If you could get certificates for them, so could anyone else including your adversaries, since there is no system of ownership for them. It would be like issuing certs for https://192.168.1.1
They're likely be part of a cafe/hotel/guest wlan or a poorly managed "intranet" full of vulnerable stuff that needs to be shielded from CSRF. That's in addition to having ambiguous addresses. So should definitely be treated as less safe.
.invalid and .local are reserved domains and guaranteed to never be in use on the public internet - yet I can't get certificates for them