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Hint: The cows that can't be tipped over, might be harboring weapons. Just give them a good push.


Well, I can't edit my post any more, so I'll fill in with a bit more detail for our international HN'ers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping

I grew up in the Midwest. The version of cow tipping that I heard about was to get some naieve urbanites, typically college students, all geared up about cow tipping and the theory behind it. Then take them to a pasture in the middle of the night, typically with alcohol involved. The idea is that they will return to the dorm rather covered in mud or "mud," as it were, never quite sure if they were pranked or not.

Of course I have no idea if anything like this has ever actually happened.


I mean, that's all cows. Cow tipping is a myth.

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Oh god, you mean, the entire swiss dairy industry is a front?


If cows were given fair wages, tipping wouldn't be necessary in the first place.


You can only tip it over if it has a perfectly spherical shape.


Perfectly spherical cows will seek their own level in Switzerland.


Does that fall under destructive testing?




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