I hate so much about pipenv despite it implementing some good ideas. Maybe I'm not with it any more...

This comment would be more relatable if you explained what you didn't like.

Verbose, colourful output by default. Emoji in output (entirely unnecessary). It's essentially a GUI tool, not a CLI tool. The kind of tool that says "look at me! Look how much I'm doing! Aren't I amazing?". Good CLI tools just do their job. Oh and it's also unbearably slow.