That is why a huge number of people in Hill Country have helicopter insurance. It they have a medical emergency a helicopter will land on their hill and fly them to a medical center.
I'm chiming in late in the game here, but what's wrong with Salesforce? (Only reason I ask is because of the piece that I just saw on 60 minutes Sunday night, so your comment piqued my interest)
Development in a web browser.
Everything is paginated.
A bastardiation of Java and SQL - without joins as the language it uses.
An over complicated data model (for the business I had to integrate it with at least.
Some things could only be done via SOAP.
I had to integrate our existing Django based system with Salesforce. What I expected to take a few days took a few months. Similar syncing of data between another Django based system did take a couple of days.
I can't go on, it brings back too many bad memories.
If you have ever enjoyed development you will hate Salesforce. It feels like the tech equivalent of digging holes and filling them back in again.