A lot of people really would find that sentence less offensive than "I jacked off in the shower" or "Fuck, you're awesome" simply due to the more decorous phrasing. The fact that your example describes bestiality and my second example is actually an ecstatic compliment doesn't matter to such people — the phrasing itself is what offends them, not the content of the idea.
Here, obscenity with a first grade vocabulary and Disney characters:
I just saw Mickey and Minnie getting Goofy with Pluto.